“Sorry we are closed” is just not apologetic enough anymore. The very has become necessary because the singleton Sorry has become so degraded as a communicator of apology.

Similarly you need to be a Very Very Important Person (VVIP) to get attention because the word VIP has become so overused.

Couldn’t the marketing folks come up with a nicer name? Though Vegerator does sound catchy. A little Frankensteinish perhaps? (Snapped in Singapore)
Fortune Wigs #03-96
Make your hair a fashion accessory…
[...] meticulously coordinate your shoes, handbags and [...]
Small Hairpiece BIG Difference
Don’t know whether to feel sad for the potential customers or to laugh at the ad.

Snapped in Singapore.
Racist Accommodation
The flat is for sale to Indian buyers only. The “Indians / others” is a semantic cop-out. (Snapped in Singapore)