Funny: Terrorists threaten to blow up Delhi Zoo

God heavens why?

What do Bhola the bear and Rusty the crocodile have to do with the “injustice” in Kashmir?

Link to Times of India Article

Would these “non-state actors” have a heart to blow up this stateless Jaguar?

 

Delhi Zoo Jaguar Cub

The terrorists might not have a guilty conscience via-a-vis this fellow though
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Mr. Terrorist, if the objective is to kill Homo Sapiens aren’t there enough places where they exclusively congregate in sufficient numbers*? If you must, why not target those? Can we leave the animals alone on this one? Or is your thinking like this:

Delhi Zoo animals provide entertainment -> Indian Citizens pay money to see these animals -> This money goes into the Evil Indian Government’s coffers -> Hence Delhi Zoo animals are promoting the supression of Kashmir.

I mean, the logic can’t be so convoluted, right? So leave them alone! 

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* Well, totally exclusive is difficult, of course, because of the occational Canis Domesticus or Felis Catus that insists on hanging around…

2 Responses to “Funny: Terrorists threaten to blow up Delhi Zoo”


  • Maybe they are actually PETA folks protesting the not so nice treatment of animals in the Indians zoos!
    or Maybe they just want to convert the animals into Islam…..

  • Brilliant as always :-) . The world may just be a safer place without that crazy mean monkey though

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